i thought this was amazingly clever.
and, it really made me laugh.
there.
that place is so neat.
Ever noticed the eject button the new MacBook Air? The eject button proves to be no use, since there is no disc drive on the computer, but is there anyways. Something must pop out when you press the button though. A list was created as the potential actions that the eject button could be capable of doing. Eject Random F-15 Eagle National Guard Pilot. Activate road speed bumps. Launch Inter-Continental Missiles. Launch giant dildos. Launches squirrels into oblivion. Activates self-destruction function in a Manila envelope. Forces internal battery to self-destruct. The picture is obviously a smokescreen, setting another rumor on the right path. Here is a Greater list:
• Ejects random F-15 Eagle National Guard pilot currently flying over the US.
• Activates road speed bump.
• Launches Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles while playing War Games with demented mainframes.
• Don’t make war, make love and launch giant dildos instead. (NSFW)
• Fires up the farter-burner in jet-propelled toilet.
• Ejects Blu-ray and HD DVD players and turn TVs off at boring consumer electronics conventions.
• Launches space fighters in the middle of the desert. Then press again to see them self-destruct mid-flight.• Kicks bad Imperial fake rock bands off the stage.
• Remotely makes Steve Jobs said “Boom!” at will during keynotes and events.
• Launches squirrels into oblivion.
• Activates self-destruction function in Manila envelope.
• Triggers portable secret RDF unit, making everyone 1.5 miles around you to fall in love and go to the store to buy one.
• Provoques fanboy orgasm. (NSFW)
• Provoques Slut Machine an orgasm. (NSFW)
• Provoques Slut Machine’s fanboys an orgasm. (NSFW)
• Forces internal battery to self-destruct, eliminating the need to change it
